Signophile 'I love funny signs'

Another hunting time for me:
Wait.......I just want to make it clear..that I am not good at English...NO, AND I AM NOT ....simply because I love hunting the grammatically incorrect or misspelled English does not necessarily mean that my English is good, let alone perfect. Never have I had the slightest idea that my English is good. Moreover, I am not an English native speaker....^^
So, I love taking pictures or jotting down what I found funny when it comes to English.
I found a lot of (endless I guess) misspleed (on purpose) English in Indonesia. Now that I live in Korea, I also keep on doing what I like......
This is the fun part of being always on the go.....^^
So, the other day..I also found some of these funny stuffs ...

so, let's see what's funny right here: 

- take care the drop ( the drop?? what is this 'drop')?

- for an accident happended (?) (it's obvious)

- by your fault? (of course it would be our own fault^^)

I guess for those of you who might have interest in grammar, you may find it a bit shaky...in the way that the 'gerund' is missing right here. Well, I am not good at English, but...I guess it should've been like ' After buying....'

and then....it does not stop there....coz I do not understand the whole point of the sentence..

after a long consideration, I understand that what it meant was....

After buying a ticket, please use your ticket (to get into the park or to take the ride, etc)...I guess so...

hmmmm.....a 'transfortation' 

a transfortation of our ancestors??? what...is a 'of' or 'for'? 

Anyone can help?

Ouch, I do not want it to happen to me..^^

It sounds like 'May God Bless You' 

since the word 'may' is put right in front of the sentence...

It looks like...... hoping for something to happen...^^

unnecessary usage of auxiliary verb ' may + can ???