When Even ONE meter DOES matter!!!

We're transferring at Gongdeok Station (line 5 & 6) when we encountered this funny sign. 

The pictures speaks for itself.^^

I wonder whether it was meant for a real purpose of indicating direction or just for FUN.^^

Either way it INDEED works.^^

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Practice Your English....Help Homeless Animals

Well, I bumped into this funny ad posted on the wall  at campus. Of course, it struck me for sure. 'Wait...what? 

I wonder what it means...^^ of course I was laughing out of my curiosity as to how we could communicate with animals....to improve our English.^^

hehehe..it turned out that...it was ( I think ) deliberately written in such a way to attract people into reading it. And it DID.

just like what I did. I even took a picture out of it. hahahahahaha

Well, it turned out that we could meet other English speaking friends (a.k.a. pet lovers)while taking care of the homeless animals at some sort of animal shelter.

FUnny sighns

This is just a snapshot of a shoe-store at an H station--the very station where start and end our journey through subway everywhere we go around Seoul. This station connects with a small bus called 마을버스  (maeul beoseu) or literally translated into 'village bus' which funnily does not operate in villages, but in cities like Seoul. Anyway, I'm not going to write about this so-called 'bus ndeso'.

Instead,

we got a very funny sign right here in this very spot when we were passing this through. At a first glance, one may not find it strange, but if we take a closer look at the picture.....

something 'outrageously funny' is visible, right here.

Can anyone guess what it is......?

Signophile 'I love funny signs'

Another hunting time for me:
Wait.......I just want to make it clear..that I am not good at English...NO, AND I AM NOT ....simply because I love hunting the grammatically incorrect or misspelled English does not necessarily mean that my English is good, let alone perfect. Never have I had the slightest idea that my English is good. Moreover, I am not an English native speaker....^^
So, I love taking pictures or jotting down what I found funny when it comes to English.
I found a lot of (endless I guess) misspleed (on purpose) English in Indonesia. Now that I live in Korea, I also keep on doing what I like......
This is the fun part of being always on the go.....^^
So, the other day..I also found some of these funny stuffs ...

so, let's see what's funny right here: 

- take care the drop ( the drop?? what is this 'drop')?

- for an accident happended (?) (it's obvious)

- by your fault? (of course it would be our own fault^^)

I guess for those of you who might have interest in grammar, you may find it a bit shaky...in the way that the 'gerund' is missing right here. Well, I am not good at English, but...I guess it should've been like ' After buying....'

and then....it does not stop there....coz I do not understand the whole point of the sentence..

after a long consideration, I understand that what it meant was....

After buying a ticket, please use your ticket (to get into the park or to take the ride, etc)...I guess so...

hmmmm.....a 'transfortation' 

a transfortation of our ancestors??? what...is a 'of' or 'for'? 

Anyone can help?

Ouch, I do not want it to happen to me..^^

It sounds like 'May God Bless You' 

since the word 'may' is put right in front of the sentence...

It looks like...... hoping for something to happen...^^

unnecessary usage of auxiliary verb ' may + can ???

Signophile: SIGNS FOUND AROUND THE WORLD

signophile files: SIGNS FOUND AROUND THE WORLD

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen:

Restrooms : Please wait for hostess to seat you

Sign in front of church : Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm.

Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense.

In a Swiss mountain inn:   Special today - no ice cream.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Budapest zoo:   

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on

Actual Headlines:

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.

During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

 In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for Wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more

persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going 

alphabetically by national order.

 In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

 In a Yugoslavian hotel:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

 In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:  Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

 In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

 In a Rhodes Island tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

 From the Soviet Weekly:

 There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

 In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the Latest Methodists.

 In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the Afternoon having a good time.

 In the office of a Roman doctor:  Specialist in women and other diseases.

 Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well speaking / Here speeching American.

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:

 It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

  In a Zurich hotel:

 Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

  (source: from numerous internet sites). Pls. let me know if these are from your sites.